Year: 2017

Whether you’re as barren as the Mohave or have swimmers that are about as mobile as I am after leg night, I share your pain my childless brothers and sisters… Cast to the outskirts of society like smokers are now; having to put up with the mosquitoes in the summer or cold blooded mosquitoes in […]

…at least that’s what I learned the hard way. As a good portion of these observations have, you know, observed, gyms are an interesting place. The dynamic of people from all walks of life and demographics, combined with sweat and grunting, really sets these places apart from others. Except from maybe a locker room after […]

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…how could I not be when I go to a place with very loud music, mostly drek. The people around me are all hopped up and a good bit sweaty. The girls all have on tight clothes, pants related to the yoga family, and the guys wear tight T-shirts with a half pound of product […]

…because as you know, contradictions are the spice of life; or probably not that at all. It depends on your perspective really. Take the feminine form for example; athletic and or toned to be specific. Time sacrifice and motivation are just a few of the admiral qualities that go into obtaining this. And the women that […]

…was at least what I was thinking when this guy was spotting me, and trying to take my soul. Literally as he was helping me, his head was over the bar and almost over mine, and his eyes would not leave mine. Now ironically I’m an eye guy, at least when it comes to women, […]

…is what I told myself recently at the gym when the guy with the hooped out ear lobes and facial \ body tattoos said he was copying my yoga stretches. His much smaller brunette girlfriend, also with tattoos, laughed saying she couldn’t even do them, notably staring at my rear end. So naturally my mind […]

…are some of the hazards and benefits of going to the gym. I recently said to a friend at work that it’s cute he thinks I’m smooth. You see I’m not exactly hulking in my demeanor, more of an alto than a bass, and have an athletic runner’s physique as opposed to a fire plug build… […]

…but that’s because my niece was a rat, so I was naturally biased. That is the play I went to tonight that she was in. Sitting on a bench with no back with her parents and some other family members, I gotta say she knocked her lines out of the park! (That’s a baseball reference… […]

…and a smile, so I know tonight was a good night… You know the kind of night I mean. Blood pumping, heart racing, out of breath where you would almost want a moment or two to compose yourself but are so in the zone with all cylinders firing at once that you find the energy […]

…as tends to happen a lot at the ole gym. That’s usually followed by being out of breath while also tired and yet ravenous at the same time. All to say, you’re not necessarily in your most natural state when working out. Couple that with the AC being off-line at the upper level when it’s […]